We want your Terrible Turkey Day stories. Like this one:
“Somehow I’d stuffed the Thanksgiving turkey with something causing it to bulge to more than twice its size! We were getting ready for dinner when there’s this huge BOOM! Turkey went everywhere! Sure it seems funny now. It wasn’t funny with exploded that turkey on the wall. That’s not how Thanksgiving is supposed to be!”
If you had a Thanksgiving Gone Wrong story we want to hear it. Share it by clicking Terrible Turkey Days! on the menu above. Post it. The shorter the better and the funnier the better.
If we get 100 really funny stories, the one with the most likes or votes will win something fun for Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is all about family, togetherness, making memories and smiles. Share your funny stories. And if they are really, really funny the world will laugh with you!
Its been a long time coming, but the first batch of chicken books finally arrived at my door. These aren’t just any chicken books. Its a book I wrote but all family members contributed to every phase. The cover looks great. The story is funny. Its pictures are some of the best illustrations I’ve ever seen. From the story’s conception, its been the genesis of more than a thousand family smiles. For nearly two years we laughed about it every day.
Inside the book the artwork is fantastic. The illustrations are so colorful, the book is worth the price just for the illustrations. But the book is really hilarious and it eases you into the moral of the story. Its a chicken book which teaches about courage.
The Case of the Plucked Chicken belongs in the Family Project Hall of Fame.
Did I mention its one of the prettiest books ever?
The release date for the fully illustrated printed book Case of the Plucked Chicken is delayed.
April 1, 2013 is the scheduled date to release the fully illustrated Kindle versions of Case of the Plucked Chicken. The illustrations are so brilliant you’ll show everyone and laugh even harder.
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The law man, hard at his day’s work!
The Case of the Plucked Chicken is one of the funniest stories you’ll read. You and your children will laugh out loud and never look at chicken the same way again.
This book has jokes, lots of new ones. Be the first in your family to read it and make everyone smile.
As we begin creating illustrations for the very funny book, Case of the Plucked Chicken, I invite you to tell us what you think is going on in this picture. What do you think is going on here? Is it a race? Is the lady scared of a chicken? Whats up with that chicken? Is the chicken wearing shoes? Case of the Plucked Chicken, You’ll never look at a chicken the same!
The Flatulent Pumpkin is now a member of Apple Pie Books! Great Books for Great Kids! I’m so excited to be a part of Apple Pie Books, because each book has positive themes, great stories and delivers a down-to-earth feeling.
In the coming months you’ll hear more about my Apple Pie Experiences. Until then I’ve written a small piece on the Apple Pie Books website which explains a little of the origins of the Flatulent Pumpkin. Check it out at http://www.applepiebooks.com. Go to “Meet the Authors” and look for the pumpkin!